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“How are things with the good doctor? First Ivy and now you.
I swear, even if Max wasn’t a goddess, I’d worship the ground she walks on just for bringing love to my children. I thought I’d never get grandchildren the rate you two were going. Then Max comes into your lives and boom! Grandbabies for me.”
Beyden wasn’t sure what the noise was that came from his mouth because he was too busy choking on his own saliva, but he hoped it at least resembled a negative. His dainty mother gave him a few hearty slaps on the back and he was finally able to breathe again. “Grandbabies? Love? Mum! What are you talking about? I barely know Jasminka. She’s my doctor. I’m just …”
Rosa narrowed her eyes, “You’re just what? Just screwing her? Beyden, you better not be using that nice woman. She’s too good for that. She deserves better and so do you. Now, I’m not saying casual sex is a bad thing. It’s great. I love casual sex!”
Beyden felt his eye twitch as his mother kept talking and wondered if the Great Mother would do him a favour and start the apocalypse anytime soon. But it seems the Goddess felt she had performed enough miracles lately because his mother continued to talk, traumatising him for life.
“Sex is good. Sex is healthy. But Jasminka is special. You’re not a stupid man, Beyden,” his mother scolded. “Nor am I blind. I see the way you look at her; she’s not just an easy lay to you.”
Beyden buried his face in his hands, “Jeez, mum. Can you please stop using words like sex and lay? I’ve been through enough.”
Copyright 2019 Montana Ash
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